The Wonderful World Of Marilyn

Starve the ego, feed the soul

—The Internet

Once I realised the world’s going to hell in a handcart, or rather in a Boeing 747, or on an Airbus or a Dreamliner, I thought, Might as well. Haven’t you noticed the old people at airports? All those beeping cartloads of us with our replacement hips and knees? It gets us out of the house, and we don’t care about the delays because it makes the time we’ve got left seem longer.

—In-Flight Entertainment by Helen Simpson

It was tempting to turn the blame inwards, but it wouldn’t do. ‘Am I responsible for the filth in the air I breathe?’ she railed silently. 'Is the arrival of the electrosmog my fault? My workplace is now an official Wi-Fi hotspot where we’re all gently microwaving out internal organs, Bluetoothed radiation nibbling away at the blood-brain barrier.’ (…)

—In-Flight Entertainment (Scan) by Helen Simpson